Said Rutherford With a Smile
From The Arthur Conan Doyle Encyclopedia
Said Rutherford With a Smile is a poem written by Arthur Conan Doyle. Undated.
Said Rutherford With a Smile
Said Rutherford with a smile,
"It's a mass of solid bile,
And I myself obtained it, what is more,
By a stringent cholagogue
From a vivisected dog,
And I lost it on the Portobello Shore."